ketahuilah jantina laptop korang.

Jgn xtau.....laptop pun ada jantina...

so, nak tahu tak jantina laptop yg selalu dingadap tiap2 hari tu? jantan ke betina....hehehehehe

buat je step kt bwh ni...

1. Buka notepad dan paste ayat ini dalam notepad:CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love YOU"

2. Selepas itu tekan save. Ubah save as type kepada All Files (pastikan korang save di desktop supaya senang nak cari/buka nanti).

    Save as =  love u.vbs

3. Close notepad apabila habis save. Then double click file td (love u.vbs) dan akan dengar suara "i love u."

Cuba dengar btul2 suara "i love u" tu....suara lelaki ke perempuan?

Kalau dengar lelaki maknanya laptop korang tu jantan dan begitu le sebaliknya....

Enjoy! blh wt korg gelak tau.... saje nk korg segarkn mata2 yg kuyu dh tu...hehehe

aku punye jantan. so korang try ah plak.

TQ

greeting, apple.

dear apple,
do you still remember me?
we shared almost nothing with this blog.
like I said, I hate to write.
but, it's the only way I can communicate with you.
by this blog.
too many junks in my life right now.
I can't focus.
too many things stuck in my head.
things are not about others, things are all about me.
just me. inner complication.
all I need to do is just to get rid of it.
but how?
my health is getting worse.
so does my attitude towards other.
discipline? it's not even there.
determination? never think about it.
what is the cost to get a wake up call?

apple, give me something.
don't ask me what I want.

i'm blogging again

it was like forever since my last post.

yeah, recently, I do posted a lot , but only for the sake of nuffnang.

nothing more about me.

mah life suck. nothing peculiar.

I've got a job. as a part timerz.

yes, suck!!! farking suck.

I hate my job, but I do love the whimsical smile of encik AGONG putra al haj at the back of coklat, blue purple and green notes. * nodding 

part time job while you study is really a bitch.

my legs hurts so does my ass, 

assignments, test, quizzes and lots lots of craps load of dramas surrounding me.

*sigh.. yeah, i'm whining. Its my choice, deal with it.

 what else? yeah,my bloody asshole boyfriend who really dunno how to grow up. heh pity him.

burn in hell u sucker!! *middle finger.

what else? my final paper for opm530 do turned my head upside down. but i'm okay now. dun worry.

and mah face, holly shit!! '

I hate my skin.

I hate my hair.

I hate my body figure.

I hate all of me.

owh... I got a lil too emotional especially when it comes to my... herm..

ok. i'm fugly.

lgi?

my dad bought me a car.

viva elite, black. CCP 8854

yeah~~ thanks dad. 

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Gimme Food on Flights

have you been on flight?
they said food on economics class way too crappy from the 1st class
well, I've never been on flight.
but someday i will.
and i prefer the more light food but at the same time it can reduce my anxious mood.
how about chicken chop instead of sandwich.
covered with black pepper sauce or mushroom sauce.
that would be better. yeah!
I prefer that kind of food.
how about garden salad.
that could be more sophisticated.
less calories but a alots and lots of vitamins.
healthy food or good food along the way to my destination.
owh yeah! i'll totally choose those airline company.
beverage, i want soda or ice blend.
please, I craving for ab ice blend rite n0w. erm *drooling
even though the economic class will cheaper than the first executive class,
but as a customers we do demand a lots.
bayar lebih ganjaran menarik. that's the quote.
herm, i still don't
I wanna chicken chp for lunch.
or nasi lemak!!!!!
I want it! if I travel on the flight
ngeh!!!!
skang tgh kumpul duit pun.
nak gi belgium.
so i need a good food to cover up my jet lag.
so I can enjoy my time from the first arrival.
yeah!!! belgium.... wait for meh~~
so jgn biarkan sy kelaparan dlm flight!
food gives energy
so does a good food!!!

Project Alpha is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS. Never go hungry while flying with MAS!

Celebrities Who Stink

owh la, tajok contest kali nih,

I've never tot that there'll be this kinda title for a contest.

I could win a money by telling who is the most stinkiest celebrities.

cool!!!!

my judgement is based from the movies that i've watched.

how stinkies they are in that particular movie.

the most stinkies celebrities are:

matthew mcconaughey

sorry to all matty fans. I do like him. but if you see him in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation, urgh!!

I was myself like OMFG wattehek?

LOL he looks smelly, serabut serabai se-semua ah.

n yes, matty nmpk huduh gile. ketiak basah. bla bla bla. give him a deodorant please!

and yeah, he hit women.

and

Sean William Scott... who? owh come.. the famous stifler in american pie.

why he stink? he ate dog shit *lmfao and and he drinks pee.

yuck!! yeah, he totally needs to wear deodorant.

*drums roll

the most stinkies celebrities is....

Kevin Costner cast in waterworld

I called it 'movie full of shits'.

sbb xde toilet, berak merata-rata. wakakakakka

he even screen his urine then drink it. WITH PLEASURE.

hahahaha berbulan-bulan tak mandi bagai.

pastu kne tangkap n sumbat kat gedung najis. cantek!!!!

mcm perlu sgt deoderant.

KO BUSUK kevin dlam cite tu. sgt busuk!

paling busuk!

Project Alpha is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS.

My Wiggy Design (Design your ideal Wiggy)

This is my wiggy design.

includes my favorite colors.  

checkers. simple for me.

Project Alpha is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS.

[Contest] Menangi Rapidshare Premium Account Untuk Sebulan

owh rapidshare.
paling gleme dan paling senang nk cari link rapidshare utk download ape2 movie.
tpi kelemahannye kne beli laa plak, pastu x pndi protect, kne curik. hahaha hantu sungguh!
aku tau psal contest ni dri budak skema . dia kate blog jiwakacau wat kontest nih.
agak terseksa jgak lah dulu aku hnya guna megaupload pnye link utk mendunload.
puas jgak laa aku nk cri active link mu kat warez tuh.
pastu nk kne leech plak.
paling haru bile page leech tu dh tutup.
aku nak menang sebab aku nak mendonload sakan.
tanpa susah pyah kne berinteraksi ngan leecher2 vietnam.
nak pham diorang pun ssh. racist plak tuh!
yep, smue yg berminat ngan rapidshare ni semuanya kaki dunload.
nak2 cite2 bersiri yang memerlukan aku follow each episode and dunload serta merta sblm link dia mampos.
horaitt.. tu aje. sy nak menang sbb nak mendunload tnpe limit.
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